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Just who is Grandma
Scrotum?
"Gladys Scrotum's
study of the Female Epididymus has been well documented."
- Gynacologist's Home Journal
"Grandma Scrotum
taught me everything I know."
- Pamela Anderson
"There is no
proof that Gladys Scrotum actually invented sex, but
recent anecdotal evidence suggests she at least masterminded
the advertising campaign."
- The Cambridge Biographical Encyclopaedia.
"I don't think
I'm the only person that Gladys has shagged to death."
- Gladys' husband Fenwick, on his death bed.
"Don't tell anybody,
but Sexual Behaviour in the Human Female was really a
biography of Mrs Scrotum."
- Dr Alfred Kinsey, in 1956
"I did not have
sex with that woman."
- Bill Clinton
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Welcome to Grandma Scrotum's Sex
Tips.
Inside you'll find Grandma's fascinating
sex facts and the the best sex advice the old bag can dish out.
Dear Mama,
How would I know if my wife is ready for sex...?
Grandma Scrotum also invites you
to inspect some of the most spectacular naked male flesh ever
exposed. Just how she gets these men to take their clothes off
remains a fascinating mystery.
She'll also get you feeling hot
and heavy with her own brand of home-knitted erotic fiction.
And she'd like to hear your version
of a sex tip. That way she can prove you you whippersnappers
just don't know anything these days.
Grandma Scrotum respects you as
a surfer. Thus there are no blind links or circle jerks on this
site. Lord knows they send her batty.
So Come On In!
After you've read the following:
Warning!
This is an adult site. If you are under 18,
leave right now!
You haven't gone, have you?
That's it, Grandma's warming up her smacking hand...
Disclaimer
If
you are not at least 18 years of age, viewing this site is prohibited
by federal and state laws and is subject to prosecution by the
applicable authorities, not to mention a major talking-to from
Grandma Scrotum. By continuing you certify that you are over
18 years of age, wish to view or order sexual and erotic material,
that this material is not prohibited in the community where
you live and that you will not show this material to minors.
We will
not be legally responsible for anyone
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to view pornographic material or if you are offended by adult
content.
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Our photographers are the custodians of the records/model releases.
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Grandma
Scrotum would like to point out that she also doesn't take responsibility
for the images presented in counters which you may find on this
site. Lord knows it would be nice to see a counter featuring
raffiawork, or a lovely sponge cake, but no. All we ever get
is anal sex. The dang fools insist on it.
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the above, please scroll down and hit Enter.
If you are under 18 or easily offended, please
EXIT
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at a small warning, even though it won't really help.
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Grandma's
New Job
Lovies, I'm pleased to say that I've now got a regular sex advice
column at For The Girls,
a new ezine and erotica site for women. Of course, I'm fighting
for space amid all those naughty naked men and couples photos,
and then there's the articles, stories, movies and fun stuff.
My biggest problem is that floozy of a Sexpert they have...
What would she know...
Anyway, click here to
read all my new sex tips!
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